It's one of those days.....

Okay, I'm going to rant about my co-worker, this is a long overdue post.

We will call her "Ruby" for anonymity sake.

Ruby is from a West Virginia (there goes the anonymity!) and every time somebody says anything she tells us how they did it there. REALLY ANNOYING! She is also visibly as size 12/14, yet orders all her work shirts in a small and never wears them, presumably because they are far to small for her.

She says she doesn't weigh herself, she can tell if she's gained or lost weight by the way her clothes fit. Her toe nails are a hideous shade of yellow and her legs are as white as a nice winters snow. She wear skorts that are far to short and flip flops with heels. Do you see where I'm going??!??!?

She used to have long hair, but recently got it cut off. It's gray, dried out, and has blond in it in some places. She came to work Monday with short brown hair, it still looks horrible. Then she felt the need to announce that she only washes her hair once a week. Do you know what matted, greasy hair looks like?!? NASTY!

She wears corduroy pants in the dead of winter and sports the most painful looking camel toe I've ever seen. She tells me the same stories every day and talks to herself while she works. I think I'm going to lobby for an office with a sound proof door. She says the stupidest things you could ever imagine, sometimes I sit at my desk with my mouth hanging open because I can't believe what I hear.

I know you feel bad for me.....

~A